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And Where Did You Meet Your Wife?你在哪里遇到你太太呢?Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子After the barbers had finished,理发师刮完他们的胡子后,each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水;No, no,; answered the first man.“不,不,”第一个先生说;My wife will think Ive been in a whorehouse. ;“我太太会以为我去过妓院”;Go ahead,; said the other.“我没关系,”另一个先生说道;My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! ;“我太太从没在妓院待过!” 1981Keke Funny Moment可可轻松一刻1. the skunkWhat the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room, the judge would say, ;Odor in the Court!;当一只臭鼬走进法庭,法官会说什么呢?法官会说:“法庭有臭味”Notes:1. court room 法庭. Odor 臭味 378

英语学习笔记:preoccupied adj. 全神贯注的;出神的tanned adj. 棕褐色的bronzed adj. 古铜色的skinny adj. 皮包骨头的;很瘦的smokey eyes 烟熏眼gorgeous adj. 华丽的;灿烂的I don’t think being white is beautiful. I don’t like white girls at all. I like Asian girls and Mexican girls. i think it’s simple and I’ve said it bee -people want what they can’t have. If most of the world isn’t white, all those people are going to think that being white is beautiful.我不认为是皮肤很白是美我一点都不喜欢白人女孩我喜欢亚洲女孩和墨西哥的女孩子我之前说过,人们总是希望拥有他们没有的东西如果世界上大多数的人不是白皮肤,那所有的人就会想,皮肤白是美的These days, people are a bit more preoccupied with being tanned and bronzed.现在,人们更加关注被晒黑和晒成古铜色的样子To understand this, you’ve gotta the idea behind the beauty. In the days of kings and queens, it wasn’t beautiful to be dark because it meant you were working out in the fields all day and that meant you were poor. Poor people werent considered beautiful. Today, look at tanning in America, if you’ve got the time to lay out in the sun hours, you must have money.你要好好理解美丽背后的意思在以前,黑皮肤是不美的,因为这意味着你整天都在外工作,说明你很穷穷人不被认为是漂亮的今天,看看美国做日光浴的,如果你有时间,躺在阳光下几个小时,那你必须有钱i like girls that arent too skinny and like i said bee, I think tanned skin is sexy.我喜欢不是太瘦的女孩,就像我之前说的我认为晒黑的皮肤是性感的Mila Kunis is really hot! That dark hair and smokey eyes. Enough to drive this guy crazy.Mila Kunis 超级美!那黑头发、烟熏妆的眼睛足以让一群男生为她疯狂更多实用有趣节目 搜索微微信:早安英文 3670

地点:酒店客房人物:莫妮卡,钱德勒,酒店侍应事件:两人骗众老友到同一地点出差,共度美好周末结果莫妮卡在酒店不停换房间,钱德勒开始不耐烦了Hotel Clerk: I think youll find this room more to your liking.Chandler: Okay, great.Hotel Clerk: They say he only got half a tank left.Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!Monica: Were switching rooms again.Chandler: What? Why?Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid an ocean view room.Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.Monica: Excuse me, can I talk to you over here just a second?Chandler: Uh-huh.Monica: Chandler!Chandler: Yeah.Monica: Look, these clowns are trying to take us a ride and Im not gonna let em! And were not a couple of suckers!Chandler: I hear you, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine, okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch—have a perfect, magical weekend together with you. 950讲解Today key word is MatchmakerMatchmaker m-a-t-c-h-m-a-k-e-r媒人 红娘A matchmaker is someone who tries to encourage(鼓励) people they know to m a romantic relationship or to get married(结婚).Here is an example:My friend played matchmaker and had us both over to dinner.我朋友牵线搭桥,把我们两个都请去赴宴了小说的开头是这样描述的:;Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comtable home and happy disposition(性情), seemed to e(联合,兼备) some of the best blessings(祝福,福分) of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress(悲痛) or vex(使烦恼) her.;简单来说,Emma Woodhouse 就是一个热心活泼心地善良的白富美She believes she is a skilled matchmaker and repeatedly attempts to pair up her friends and acquaintances(相识的人). 女主有了,男主当然也不能少:Mr Knightley is Emma only social and intellectual equal in Highbury.那时,在等级分明的英格兰,He has known Emma since she was a baby. He is an individual独特的, quick-witted机智的 gentleman, with a dry sense of humour冷幽默. 6

溺爱,过分宠爱,通常是父母庇护子女,凡事惯着子女,同时也妨碍孩子试图作出独立行动的行为,表现为孩子在家庭中的地位高人一等,处处特殊照顾,轻易得到满足,生活懒散,个性娇气……小高的父母从不溺爱他,并有意识培养他的独立能力,而他的朋友克莱尔却截然相反,不仅衣来伸手饭来张口,甚至大学都不想读了,准备一辈子啃老……关于溺爱,您怎么看?Spoiled or not? Which is better?Dialogue :JingJing:Hey Xiao Gao, what was it like you growing up I mean did your parents give you a lot of attentionXiaoGao:Just the opposite. ——————————————JingJing:Well did they spoil you rotten by buying you everything under the sun to make up itXiaoGao:———————————.JingJing:Well, how do you think it affected youXiaoGao:The good thing is that I became independent.JingJing:And the bad thingXiaoGao:——————————. How about youJingJing:I think my parents did a good job raising me. ————. But I cant say the same my friend Claire. She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.XiaoGao:Oh yeahJingJing:Yeah, her parents gave her everything she asked . ——————————.XiaoGao:What about now How is she like nowJingJing:She decided not to go to college after high school. ———————————————. Her parents bought her 3 cars aly!XiaoGao:That too bad. Well, Id much rather have a good friend like you———————\s.JingJing:Oh, dont make me blush! New words dialog:Baby sitter Spoil [someone] rotten Everything under the sun Every now and then Turn out to becomee.g. Bob parents did a good job raising him. As a result, he turned out to be a good person.Overdo [something] Cant say the same [someone] e.g. Mary and Jennifer are great students. But I cant say the same Betty, she has the lowest grades in the class.Born with a silver spoon in one mouth Mooch off [someone] Sponge off of [someone] [Willing to ] give the sun, the moon, and the stars 中英对照文本敬请期待下期内容! 388667

A Child Angel孩子的守护天使Once upon a time there was a child y to be born. So one day he asked God, ;They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?; 从前,有个孩子马上就要诞生了于是有一天他问上帝:“听说明天您就送我去人间了,但是,我这么弱小和无助,我在那儿怎么生活呢?”God replied, ;Among the many angels, I chose one you. She will be waiting you and will take care of you.; 上帝答道:“在众多的天使中,我特别为你挑了一位她会守候你,无微不至地照顾你”But the child wasnt sure he really wanted to go. ;But tell me, here in Heaven, I dont do anything else but sing and smile, that enough me to be happy.; 小孩还是拿不准自己是否真的想去:“但是在天堂,我除了唱唱笑笑外,什么也不做,这就足以让我感到幸福了”;Your angel will sing you and will also smile you every day. And you will feel your angel love and be happy.; “你的天使每天会为你唱歌,为你微笑你会感受她的爱,并且而幸福”;And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me,; the child continued, ;If I dont know the language that men talk?; “如果我不懂人类的语言,他们对我说话时,我怎么听得懂呢?”孩子继续问道God patted him on the head and said, ;Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.; 上帝轻轻地拍了一下孩子的脑袋说:“你的天使会对你说最最美丽、最最动听的话语,而这些都是你从未听过的她会不厌其烦地教你说话” 31963

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