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Bernie was invited to his friend#39;s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. 伯尼被邀请到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是请客的主人,在每个客人面前都称他的妻子为亲爱的、我的爱人、甜心等等。Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, ;That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names.; Morris hung his head and whispered,; To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago.;  伯尼于是对莫里斯说:“你真是很好,结婚这么多年后,你还是喊你妻子这么甜蜜的名字。”莫里斯则弯下腰来对伯尼轻声说:“告诉你实情吧,我3年前就忘记她的名字了。” /201303/231614

Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, ;I built a big house for our mother.;The second said, ;I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.;The third smiled and said, ;I#39;ve got you both beat. Remember how mom enjoyed ing the Bible? And you know she can#39;t see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it.;  Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks.  She wrote one son, ;the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.; She wrote to another, ;I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes.;  ;Dearest Donald,; she wrote to her third son, ;you have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.;三个儿子商量给年迈的妈妈买什么礼物好。  大儿子说,“我给妈妈建一幢大房子。”二儿子说,“我给她买一辆奔驰。”三儿子笑着说,“你们的礼物都不好。还记得妈妈多喜欢读圣经吗?现在她视力不大好看不了了。我送她一只鹦鹉,会背诵圣经的。妈妈只要起个头,它就可以接着背下去。”  不久之后,妈妈分别给三人发了感谢信。她给大儿子写道,“你建的房子太大了,我只能住一间屋,可是要打扫整幢房子的卫生。”她给二儿子写道,“我太老了,没法出门旅行。大部分时间呆在家里,很少用车。”“亲爱的,”她跟小儿子说,“妈妈的心思你最明白,那只小鸟的味道美极了。” /201303/230115


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