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A Sad Story 一个悲惨的故事 -- :50:1 来源: A Sad Story 一个悲惨的故事  Three men came to New York a holiday. They stayed in a large hotel and their room was in floor.  In the evening, the three men came back late, and the clerk of the hotel told them the lifts didn't work. They didn't want to sleep in the hall, so they began to walk up to their room.  On the way, Tom told them many jokes, Andy sang some songs. At last they came to the 1 floor.  Then Peter said, "I shall tell you a sad story. It's not long, but sad enough. We left the key to our room in the hall."  有三个人来到纽约度假他们住在一家大酒店,房间在层  晚上三人回来得很晚酒店管理员告诉他们电梯坏了他们不想睡在大厅,所以开始上楼回房间  路上汤姆讲了许多笑话,安迪唱了几首歌曲最后他们来到了第1层楼  这时彼得说,“我将给你们讲一个悲惨的故事故事不长,可是真的很悲惨我们把房间钥匙落在大厅了”。

Who am I? -- 3:56: 来源: Who am I?Hello! My name is Feifei. My mother is very beautiful. My father is very handsome. So I’m very lovely. Look! My coat is white. My eyes are blue. I have a long tail. Fish is my favorite food. I like mice too. Guess! Who am I?。

My Day-我的一天 -- ::9 来源: My Day-我的一天  I am a girl of e.even, and my name is Duan Yankun. Now I study in Class 5 Grade 5 of Xinjianlu Primary School. I live in a tall building near my school. There are twenty floors in the building, and I live on the eighth floor.  I study hard. Every morning I go to school early on foot. The classes begin at eight, but I often get to school at half past seven. There are yt-five minutes a class. When the fourth class is over, I walk home. After lunch I have a little rest with my mother.  In the afternoon I often play games with my classmates bee class begins. We have two classes in the afternoon.  Afterdoing my homework in the evening, I watch TV. I go to bed at about ten.我是一名岁的女孩,我叫段妍堃我在新建路小学五年级五班学习我住在学校附近的一座高层楼上那座楼有二十层,我住在第八层我学习很努力每天早晨我早早地就去步行上学我们八点上课,可是我经常七点半到校每节课上5分钟第四节下课后,我走回家午饭后,我和妈妈休息一会儿下午上课前我经常和同学们玩游戏我们下午上两节课晚上做完作业后看电视我大约十点睡觉。

江南第一庙南岳大庙英文导游词 -- ::3 来源: 江南第一庙南岳大庙英文导游词南岳大庙坐落于湖南省衡阳市南岳镇的北端,赤帝峰脚下,是中国南部最大的保存最好的古代宫殿式建筑群,素有“江南第一庙”“南国故宫”之称Good morning! Ladies and gentlemen:Today we will go and visit the Nanyue Temple, Nanyue Temple is situated on the northern tip of Nanyue Township and at the southern foot of Chidi Peak. In a layout of nine rows, It is the largest and best-preserved ancient palatial architectural complex of south China. Magnificent and splendid with resplendent upturned eaves. Inside the east in parallel to eight Buddhist palaces on the west, It is indeed a wonder in the history of religion that Taoism. Buddhism and Confucian culture can co-exist within a single temple.The exact time of the construction of Nanyue Temple is unknown. It existed asearly as in the Qin and Han Dynastis. Originally Located on the summit of Zhurong Peak, The temple was later moved to the mountain foot to facilitate the religious activities. The beginning of the Tang Dynasty witnessed the mal construction of the Heavenly Lord Huo's Temple' the 'Heavenly Master Temple'. So as to enshrine and worship the Gods of the five sacred mountains, During the Song Dynasty the immortal of the Hengshan Mountain was revered as the 'Heavenly Master Zhaosheng',as a result the temple was gradually expanded and enlarged. Since the Tang Dynasty Nanyue Temple had beed subject to six fires and reconstructions all through the Song. Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. In the 8th year of Emperor Guangxu's reign in the Qing Dynasty (188 A.D), the Imperial Court ordered the rbuilding of Nanyue Temple. Which had been ruined by lightning, The project was imitative. Copying the styles of the Imperial Palace. And even to the present day it is still well preserved.Fenced with red-brick walls.Nanyue Temple ccupies an area of some 70.000 square metres. From north to south lies in sequence nine rows and four courtyards-Lingxing Gate. Kuixing Tower. Chuan Gate. Pavilion of Imperial Study, Main Hall, Dwelling Palace and the Northern Rear Exit. The whole architecture complex stretches across on axis extending from south to north with its halls linked up together. The winding corridors and wing-rooms on both sides merge with each other. Accentuating the magnificence of the stature of the principal part. On the east side of the main temple there are eight Taoist palaces. Coordinating with eight Buddhist palaces on the west side.The first row is Lingxing Gate. Two gilded Chinese characters 'Mountain Temple' are shining on the white marble at the top of the gate. The marble gate stands as high as metres with a width of 1.1 metres and is meant to imply that during the past dynasties all the religious activities were officiated by real knowledgeable people. The second row is kuixing Tower. The most perfectly preserved ancient stage in Human Province.with a bth of 35metres and a length of . Its fa?ade facing the main palace, the stage is the place where people hold religious activities and perm local operas during pilgrimage. Bee the tower stands a pair of -metre tall stone Kylin (Chinese unicorn). With their furious eyes widely open. They are like two solemn looking sentinels guarding the tower.The pebble path under the Kuixing Tower leads to the third row-Main Chuan Gate. East and West Gates. The gateway is made of gray bricks with an awesome depth and height of metres. The courtyard within is filled with dense cypress trees and carpeted with green grass. The fourth row is the Pavilion of Imperial Study. Distinguished by its gilded tiles. Octagonal doubleeaved roofs and exquisitely-crafted arches. Inside the pavilion there is a Bixi in the shape of a legendary animal like tortoise. Legend has it that Bixi is the ninth son of the dragon. The Bixi carries an imperial stele on which the full text of On Rebuilding Nanyue Temple was carved in the 7th year of Kangxi's reign(80 A.D.) in the Qing dynasty.The fifth row is Jiaying Gate. Named after the line from The Annals of Han-Books of Rites and Joys: "This row is the place where local magistrates and monks welcomed ritual officials dispatched from the capital. After the Jiaying Gate the sixth row comes into view-Tower of Imperial Study. Which is the storehouse of the collection of imperial calligraphies .messages and inscribed boards concerning the past emperors' ritual presentations to the mountain. Sweeet osmanthus ahead of the tower submerges the building with its refreshing scent when it blossoms every autumn.The seventh row is the Main Palace. Surrounded by towering old trees. Camphor trees planted in the Song Dynasty and cypress in the Ming Dynasty compete with each other in setting off the beauty of the upturned double-roofs and the splendour of the palace. Adding tremendous awe to the Main Palac. As it stands 9. metres, its girandeur rivals that of the Palace of supreme Harmony in the bidden City in Beijing. Inside the palace there are 7 stone pilliars, standing the 7 peaks on the Hengshan Mountain. The two huge pillars upholding the main roofs were cut out of a whole granite. Each weighing tons. Encircled by the balustrades are relief sculptures carved out of white marbles. Based on Shanhai Jing . Pillars on the efront overlap. Carved on them are 56 historical and legendary thles . On the square door were carved the Images. On the square door were carved the Images of the filial Sons and the Images of the 18 Scholars. Here tourists can get a rough idea of the age-old Chinese Confucian and Taoist cultures. Clay statues-Heavenly King Zhaosheng and General Jin and Wu line up in the palace with their impressively dignified look, calling th in tourists a feeling of profound respect.The eighth row is the dwelling Palacewith double roofs and in perfect harmony with the whole mountain. This structure keeps up the architectural style of the Song Dynasty and is decorated with coloured drawings and patterns whichare popular among palaces in the North. giving a sense of gorgeousness to this palace. The ninth row is the Northern Rear Exit. The end of the axial architecture, with Zhusheng Palace to the right and Chief God Palace to the left, At the back of the exit. A path leads farther into the mountain. Nanyue Temple occupies a prominent position in the history of ancient Chinese architecture. It carries the grandeur characterized by palaces in the North. And at the same time it smacks of the loveliness featured by gardens in the South. The architectural arrangement of the temple is clearly demarcated and gently modulated. Strongly indicating the ingenuity and originality of the craftsmen. Its ground and upper layouts are like an eternal musical movement with its own overture, main body and coda. Demonstrating the excellence of ancient Chinese architecture.Nanyue Temple carries a profound cultural connotation. It boasts a large number of clay statues. Wood engravings and stone carvings, which are all closely linked up with Chinese tradition and culture. Over 800 dragons of various sizes, which are the symbol of the Chinese nation.can be found everwhere in the temple. The carvings on the roof wood and white marble balustrades are an encyclopedia of ancient history and mythology. There are fairy tales- "Pan Gu Creating the Universe." "Hou Yi Shooting the Suns", "Jing Wei Filling up the Ocean"?-; real stories about some historical figures- "Su Wu Shepherding Sheep." "sleeping on sticks and Tasting the Gallbladder." "Da MO Crossing the Sea"?- ; legends extolling filial piety- "Melting the Ice with Body Warmth to Catch Carps." "Weeping on the Bamboo until it Turns into shoots"?- Most of the carvings are the lgends about the earliest ancestors of Taoist immortals. As early as in the Qing and Ming Dynasties, clay status, wood engraving and stone carving were reputed as "the Three Wonders to the South of the Yangtze River."All through the dynasties Nanyue Temple has been a thriving place to hold religious activities both the feudal imperial courts and the ordinary people. Every year the temple greets nearly 1.000.000 pilgrims. The offerings, presentation, titles and other customs are almost the same as they were thousands years ago. There are 'bowing pilgrimage' in which the pilgrims bow with each step or with every three steps , and 'hunger pilgrimage' in which the pilgrims bow with each step or with every three steps. 'And hunger pilgrimage' in which the pilgrims refrain from food during their trip. More often. Pilgrims would set off in throngs. They wear gray clothes with a red cloth attached to their chest ing "Hengshan Mountain Pilgrimage." Holding buring incenses in hand. Those pious pilgrims chant pilgriming theme' to pray the peace of the nation and the wealth of people, making it a really spectacular scene on the mountain. 南岳大庙 英文导游词。

My Close Friend 我亲密的朋友 --9 :6:1 来源: My Close Friend 我亲密的朋友  Yesterday was April 6. My friend Duan Yankun asked me to have lunch with her family, beacuse it was her birthday. I was very glas, and said "Happy birthday!" to her. We had a good time together.  Her house is not very big, but very beautiful. She told me taht they would soon move into a much bigger house. Her parents are very kind to me. They lead a happy life. They have two cars of their own.  Duan Yankun and I have been good friends since Grade One. I always get on well with her. We help each other. She is pretty, kind and helpful. I like her very much.    昨天是四月二十六日我的朋友段妍堃请我和她家人一起吃午饭,因为昨天是她的生日我很高兴,向她说:“生日快乐!”我们一起玩得很开心  他家不太大,可是非常漂亮她告诉我他们很快就要搬进一个大房子她父母对我很好他们的生活很幸福,他们有两辆自驾车  段妍堃和我从一年级起就是好朋友,我一向与她相处很好,我们总是互相帮助她又漂亮,又善良,又乐于助人我很喜欢她。

电脑和我(Computer and I) --5 ::5 来源: 电脑和我(Computer and I)  i have a friend , calling the computer . i usually get to the internet ,checking the date.  my friend and mother also like to get to the internet . they are similar to me , just is all free up . make the friend .in the sunny, i can see the movie and chat with my friend my friend on line . i can listen to music .  i think computer is useful .。

My English Teacher --19 :: 来源: Hello! I’m Jessie. I like English very much, because of my English teacher, Nettie. Today, I’ll introduce her to you. In my eyes, she’s not a teacher, but a lovely girl and a good friend of mine. She is not tall. She is thin. She has the long hair. Her face is round. There are two small eyes on her face. She likes smiling. When she smiles, her eyes just like the moon at the beginning of the month. I think she is very beautiful girl. She’s very kind, like an old friend. She can sing. She can draw. She can dance. She can speak very good English. She can tell us stories. She can play games with us. When we have an English lesson, we feel very happy. All of us are interested in her lesson. I have a good teacher. I think I’m very lucky.。

英文剧本:鼠国流浪记 Flushed Away --18 00::3 来源: 英文剧本:鼠国流浪记 Flushed Away - Car's here! - It's 9:00! We'll miss our flight! - Traveler's checks... - You have the tickets? - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops. I just know we've gotten something. Roddy, where are you? We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food you. Here's more. - Tabitha! - Here's a little more. - I hope you're not overfeeding him. - Of course not, Mum. - Come on, Tabitha! - Bye, Roddy. - We don't want to miss our holiday. - I'm coming, I'm coming! When the cat's away... ...the mice will play! The holiday starts now, everyone! Music, maestro! Hey, what are you all standing around ? I got a big day planned! Let's go, people! Chop-chop! Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Buckle up, everyone. e! Oops. Sorry. Game point. Service! We win! We win, team! We win! Perfect. Having a good time, darling? Thank you. See you tomorrow. Good night! Good night! Good night! Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy. What was that? Who's there? Wake up. I think there's someone in the house. Sarge, wake up! Approaching enemy lines. - I'm armed and y. - At ease, soldier. Give up your weapons of mass destruction. Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and y. Tell Mom I... Iove... her. They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer. A sewer rat! Who... What... How did you get here? I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh! It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes. And, well, here I am. I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back. Do you like seafood? Can I call you a cab? See food! Get it? Have you got a TV? - Yes, but... - Say no more! No. Leave that. Geronimo! No, don't... touch anything. Would you look at the size of that monster?! Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons. It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final! - England. Germany. - Yes! Boo! Live this Sunday. Be there. This place is great! I'm staying here ever! What? Game point. Service! We win, we win! You lose! In your face! Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time you to leave. I would not do that if I was you, pal. Let me lay this out you. This place is mine now. Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende? Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it. Yes, sir. Right away, sir. That's more like it. But bee breakfast is served... ...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi. A Jacuzzi? You're a real gent. After a hard day navigating sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath. That looks so inviting. Yes. The water looks perfect! Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going. Right. In we go! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I know we got off on the wrong foot bee, but I think we're gonna get along, don't you? Swimmingly. Be seeing you. You plonker! You think I don't know a toilet when I see one? You were going to flush me down the loo. No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model! Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going. No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim! Bon voyage, me old cream cracker! - Hold your nose! - You can't do this! You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it. Have you seen my dad? Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't... ...swim. I'm... in... the sewer! Hello? Help? I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream. I'm not home! I wanna go home! Shush! Stop it. Roddy! I want to go home! Pull yourself together! I can't. I'm frightened. Stop it, stop it, stop it! All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will. Never get, the blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! A way out! Yes! Hey! That took me 3 years to draw! I'm terribly sorry. Three years? I just finished it this morning! Three years? Good grief! - What is this place? - Hold the bus! Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag! It's a real city! My smalls! - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane? Is that guy wearing my underpants? Make him move, honey. Boy, you got a face like a frying pan! - Come on! - I don't think he speaks English. He moved! Did you get it? - Got it! - Good. Sorry, sorry. - It's coming! - What? Where? Who? The Great Flood! Those floodgates won't hold ever, you know! We're doomed! You think you can back away from the truth! 'EIIo, hello, hello. What's all this then? Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me! 'Morning, Harold. - 'Morning, Collin. How are you? - Can't complain. Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony. We're doomed! - Are you kidding me? - Right. - Let's give you a police escort home. - Great! I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface. Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no. The humans don't like our sort. Speak yourself. They like me very much up there. I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine. You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty? Yes. There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might. Really? Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger. - If you can find it. - I know where it is! And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger. Thanks bringing me this far. You're welcome. See ya! Beware. Beware. Hello? Permission to come aboard? Ahoy there? Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy. Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you. What are you doing on my boat? I've had a bad day and need your help. I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet. Thank you, too much inmation. I have my own problems. She's around here somewhere! Stay down. And keep quiet. Why? Who are we hiding from? I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me. Well, I'll contain my amazement. All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse. Over there! You idiot! Sorry about that. I'll be off then. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry! We can't let her get away! Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me! Let me go, you pink-eyed freak! I'm upset now. Whatever's going on, I'm not involved. I'm an innocent bystander! Rita, Rita, Rita! You thought you could give us the slip. What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here? I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. - Millicent! - Actually, no... Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita? The boss wants it back. I don't have your stupid ruby. OK, are we going to do it the easy way... ...or the hard way? I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike? All right. Check the tin. Good girl. See, Whitey, this is how I do it. Watch and learn, my son. Watch and... Was it in there? Right! Rip it up, lads! Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff! It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts! That'll be last night's curry. I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag. Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this? Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here. Thank you. - Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you. And why? Because he's an international jewel thief! Precisely. What? No, no! - He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying! All right, all right! It's time to bring out... ...the Persuader. Your choice, mate. You can talk now or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader? Yeah, in a much higher voice! The Persuader's alive, Spike! You'll be singing like a tea kettle. Good one, Persuader. I don't even know her! I don't know anything! Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself. I know where it is! Come on, then. Spit it out! Don't you dare! Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped? You little snitch. The booty's in the booty. Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us. You're toast. So you're from Up Top? I used to work in a laboratory Up Top. Yeah. Big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff. The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world. Are you there, boss? We're back. I've got it, boss. The ruby. I found it. Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it. Actually, the name's Roddy. In exchange my assistance, I was hoping you might... You might help me out of the pickle I'm in. Hello, Rita. Hello, handsome. And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter? - Boyfriend?! - Waiter?! The prize returns to me. Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me? What?! Thatjewel belongs to my father, and you know it! Your father? A good--nothing scavenger, just like his daughter! Excuse me. Actually, I'm the one that found your ruby. So... you... Perhaps you'd repay the favor and help me get home. Help me! Dispose of them. No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington! Kensington? The Royal Borough? Up Top? Yes. Up Top. Huzzah! A man of quality! Finally, somebody gets it. Come, let me show you my private collection. I know you'll find it diverting. My shrine to beauty. Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family. Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain. Classy! Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say? It's as if she were here. Smooth to the touch. Easy, tiger. But come! Let us restore the heart and highlight of my collection... ...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings. A true crown jewel! Well, what do you think? He's a madman! Run away! Pardon me. My fly's undone. Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie. Indeed. How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world? In this dark, low place. Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but I... "Amusing"? Didrt you say I'd find it amusing? I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing! When I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration. Muse. Smashing. Heaven help me! Ice him! Ice them both! Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge. mer enemies, one and all. A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders. Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker. Makes me laugh every time, that one. Shut that door. Liquid Nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly! There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it. In the pocket, in the pocket! Blimey, it's cold. That's why I wore me mittens. Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me. It's all right you. You've got little hands. - Got it! - They don't get as cold. - I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have. You got lady's hands. They might be small, but they're lethal weapons. You got your mother's hands. Right. Put your hands together. You could have wiped your feet. Stop squirming! Goodbye, vermin. Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection. - What?! Impossible! - Oi! Kermit! The prize returns to me! You big, fat, slimy airbag! After them! Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan? "We"? Who's "we"? You can'tjust leave me here! Faster, you idiots! They're escaping! No! Not the master cable! We have a plan? Put that back! Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us. You're right. Toodle-oo. Wait! F-f-f-freeze! Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see! That wasrt on the list. Do something! Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! I kept me legs straight, Spike. Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high. Cool. See you! If she can do it... Here goes. And gently down. - My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine. Rita! Rita! Where is she? Rita! Target at twelve o'clock! Oh, come on! Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin. Rita! Over there! You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent. Keep your legs straight! What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby! I haven't got your ruby! OK. Well, now I've got your ruby. Please be careful. That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! Hold on. It's a fake. No, it's blooming not. It's real! No, no, no, look, it's just glass. - It's real! - Fake. - Real! - Fake. - Real! - Fake. - Real! - Fake. - Real! - Fake. Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. There, you see? You can't break a real ruby. Right. I probably shouldn't have done that. Look on the bright side. I saved your neck. Once The Toad knows it's won'thless, he'll stop chasing you. Roddy St. James saves the day. Good grief! You try to do somebody a favor, and they... A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown! It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace! Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry. Keep still! Can we just talk about this? Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life! Han Chin Chinese takeout. A madwomars attacking me with crayons! - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons! No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white? Fried. No, wait! You want wonton or what? Cancel that order. Rita? Just go away, please. I'm sorry. Sorry? Me and my dad worked these drains years. He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby. It was going to be the answer to all our prayers. Now it turns out it was a stupid fake. Maybe I can make it up to you. - Get stuffed. - No, no, no. I mean it. Back at my place, we've got a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones. All you have to do is get me home to Kensington... ...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish? Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me. I must be out of my mind. All right. You've got yourself a deal. Go on. You too. Your own hand. Where are those idiots? It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys. That's right. Come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats in this joyless, sunless void! But don't worry, little men. Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. They'll all be deady-weady. Did you find it? Did you find it? Well, we got most of it, boss. get the ruby! It's the master cable that I want. The one that grubby creature Rita took. Without it, my plan is ruined! OK, chief. get the ruby. Ruby's gone. See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. Focused. Cable-centric, boss. You need to be back in time the World Cup Final. Great! Are we watching the game together? Just get the cable! Keep your legs straight! Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us? We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we? Is that a house? Yes, and it's very dangerous. So... ...why don't you wait here. Waiting here. Excellent idea. Watch out the pirana. Rita! Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus. Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus. - Jojo, no biting. - That is wild good! Rita! Rita's back! - Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum. Thank goodness you're safe. Rita! Hello, Dad. Give us a hug, girl! Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside! Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones! Mother, it's not Tom Jones. That's just my passenger. - He's very good-Iooking. - He is not coming in. Soup's on! It's lovely. Thanks, Mum. So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend? He's not my boyfriend. Will you make an honest woman of my daughter? Dad! We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff? Look, I want all of you to know he's... Tom Jones! So your name is "Roddy," is that right? Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James. What a beautiful name. - Hi, Roddy. - Who might you be, little chap? - They call me Shocky. - Why do they call you that? - Shocky! - Yes! Got it. Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man? That's why I need your maps, Dad. Because he's from... Up Top. Kitchen. Now. Sing us a song, Tom! - I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible, Rita. No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park. Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us. the last time, we don't need the money! A new stove might be nice. - Talkir about the little lady - Go, Tom! Go! - Sing to my heart! - She's a lady Talkir about that old lady And the lady wears big undies Huge undies. Psst! Rita! It's OK. It's me, Liam. Quick, in the kitchen. Look at those moves! I love you, Tom! This bloke isn't who he says he is. His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief. A mastermind, a super-criminal. Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it. But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan. More! More! - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing. - So you're from Up Top? - Yes. - I've met one of your lot bee. - Really? Used to be some old lady's pet. That's nice. Terribly Ionely him, though. He had no one to talk to. No one to cuddle with! No one to shocky. That's no life, is it? I'd better get these dishes started. Please, permit me. Oh, you're such a gentleman! Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad and claim the reward. Then we're all sitting pretty the rest of our lives. Is that it? The Toad will pay a tune him. He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it? You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat. We Malones never go back on our word. - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't. - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing... - He stole your boat. - What? He's like Robin Hood in reverse. Oi! I thought we had a deal! So did I! This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency! Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr. Jones! Roddy! That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her. I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me! All right, Sid, you're in a big surprise. Look out! Sorry! Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor. It's Roddy. Remember me? - The butler? - Roddy! Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back... Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy? - What was that? - Gotta go, Rodders. If I find one thing out of place... Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note note Don't worry Be happy Don't worry, be happy now Where are they hiding? Think. Think. To find a rat, you got to think like a rat. Hey, guys. I've had a tip-off. They're heading west to Kensington. Bingo! Scrabble! Enough games. To the ratmobiles! OK, OK. We can fix it. Yes, we can. Obviously... Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh. Maybe I should just... That really hurt. Just start, you won'thless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable... Untrustwon'thy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag! So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich! I overheard everything. Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad! What? You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan. And no one listens to him. Must have missed that part. How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal. Your hair's on fire. What? Rita, look... ...I'm sorry. I was wrong. I think we should just put it behind us. OK. I suppose I can put it behind me. This is such an overreaction! Rita, you can'tjust leave me here on a... On a duck! Up the creek without a... You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around, eavesdropping on people's conversations. I was not sneaking around. Right. I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this. You're not that heartless. OK, maybe you are. If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught! I'm on a duck, begging! Ice cold Rita Never did I meet a Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me That's Roddy St. James of Kensington Poor, poor Roddy Flushed down his own potty Rita, can't you find it in your heart To help him? How mean can one rat be? Ice cold Rita Wort you be sweeter to me? Am I given? No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse. Rita, I wasrt eavesdropping, I swear to you. Oh, really? What were you doing, then, Roddy? I was actually just watching you with your family... ...and... ...thinking how lucky you were. Lucky? Stuck with you? So our deal's still on? Sure it is. Look, I really want to help out around here. Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator. I could drive a bit if you like. Pick on someone your own size! - You heard the captain. - Get lost! There's no room passengers on this boat. Let go, you sticky little... I'm the captain, and I say go left. Would that be port or starboard, Spike? There they are! Go get them, lads! Go get them, lads! Rita! Wait it, wait it... Now! Have another go if you think you're fast enough! Hold on, Roddy! Get that cable, lads! You may now kiss the bride. Congratulations, by the way! Rita! Rita! Can we go a little faster, please? We don't have to! Go, go, purple custard! End of the line, Millicent. - Rita, try and go right! - What? Just trust me! I hope you know what you're doing! Now head the rope! OK. Oh, no. Well done, Roddy! We did it! We did it! We didn't do it. Can you get me back on the boat? - Thank you. - You're welcome. Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous. Danger is my middle name. I thought it was Leslie. Just thought I'd drop in. Rita, do something quick! Hang on tight! Uh-oh. Any last requests? Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl? Oh, dear. Yes! Yes! Look out! You darn eigners! Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us? You incompetent cheese-eaters! You let them escape? It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibiars job. Where is he? Why is he always late? En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust! Le Frog? Bonjour. You're late, Le Frog. Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way. Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable. It's all right, boss! We've got another one! A master cable of unique design and purpose. I want it back. Don't worry. I'll get it back you. Once it is returned, my plan will be complete. To wash away, once and all, the curse, the scourge of... ...rats. give me, my warty English cousin, but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good you. You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake. Perhaps you get that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again! My memoirs. Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. Oh, mon Dieu! Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, young Prince Charles fancied me the best. We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon, sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad. You're gonna make me throw up. We were inseparable until... ...it arrived. That rat! While the poor boy's head was turned, I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right? Oi. Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark, so cold, so terrible! You find my pain funny? I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French. Just get the cable! Henchfrogs! We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way. We leave immediately. What about dinner? We leave... in five hours. Love, love, love, love This is quite tasty. Thanks. Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice. Rice? What's that urge from deep inside? The need to hurl won't be denied That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating Larva, larva, larva... That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in. You know... ...I think we did pretty well today. I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not... Do I hear an actual compliment coming? - Never mind. - No, no, no, say it. You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought. There. Was that so hard? We better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow. Catch. Tell me about yourself, Roddy. Well, there's not much to tell. You know all about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. I'm... I'm in a boy band. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. I'm serious. Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family. You do have a family, don't you? Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan. You wouldn't believe the fun we have. Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing. It's just so great! No wonder you want to get home. Yeah. Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want. Good night. Good night, Roddy. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good night, Roddy. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Wakey-wakey! Getting close to Kensington. Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride. Aye, aye, captain. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Bonjour! - Bonjour! - Bonjour! - Bonjour! Bonjour! Who invited you onboard? Hop it. Hop it! The English little girly, she's so aggressive. Le Frog. I like a woman with a little fire. You're going to pay that, my little chocolate croissant! But first, a word from our sponsor. Marcel? I should have known. Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir. Now then, Rita, hand it over. Hand what over? This dance of deception must end. Return what you have stolen from me. Enough dancing! I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway. What? Oh, the ruby. He's cuckoo, but family. Oh, this is rich. The ruby was a pretty thing. Stop that. But nothing when compared to the master cable. The master what? The cab... Turn. The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt. - If that's all he wants... - Hang on. What do you want it anyway? Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. The World Cup Final? OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me. We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, then me and my team can settle down to a decent breakfast. OK, men, to action! We surrender! No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing! I've got a plan. Go it. Fly at twelve o'clock! Oh, bother. Fools! Grab them! Le Frog! No! Get that cable! Mon Dieu! You rats, this is not over yet! Roddy! The rapids! Oh, no! En garde! Rita? We're going over! Do something! Gotcha! Au revoir, mon cheri! Take your flippers off me! I have triumphed! You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and chips and fish, you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un... ...deux... ...trois! Nibble your life! My belt, I think. You rodents! Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate. We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK. Try opening your eyes! We're over Kensington! Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop between you and a nice comtable bed. Where's your house then? Right, now. Let me see... Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street. Try and go left. That's it. Now go right. This is gonna be tricky. Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake. All right, here we go. ty-five, , 9... ...now! Well, I've had softer landings. We did it. I'm home. The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives! Yep. Rita? Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger. Wasrt your fault, Rod. Quite an adventure, though, wasrt it? Rita, I am so sorry. But I think I might be able to cheer you up. Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels. A genuine star-cut ruby. It's just beautiful! And the best part? Unbreakable. I don't know what to say. You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family? And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two. Well... ...I suppose this is it. Thank you... the lift. You're welcome. - Roddy? - Yes. I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour? Of course. I'd love to meet your family. Hello? Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home? Wouldrt you know it? All out, every one of them. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - What is that? - Oh, that. That's my master bedroom. - It's a cage. - No! It's not, actually. Then why the lock and bars? That's my... home security system. So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we? Roddy. You're all alone up here, aren't you? Goal! Who's that? That would be... my brother! What a game! I can't believe it! He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug. - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is... ...Rupert! - What? Rupert, this is Rita. She's been so looking ward to meeting my brother. Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance. I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too, but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert? Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still... On with the tour, shall we? Hello, Sid. Hello, Rita. - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks asking. Rupert? What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing. Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic? Brothers? All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls and a little wheel to run around in his cage. This is too sweet! What a loser! It's OK, Roddy. OK? Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace! I can do whatever I want whenever I want to. I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you? What do I need a family ? What do I need friends ? I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then... ...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with. I'll say goodbye, then... ...Roddy St. James... ...of Kensington. Lonely I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody my own Only ten minutes left until halftime. And what an amazing match... Come on, England! This is fantastic! A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little. Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy. Here, have a cheese puff. Have another. Here you go. No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them. Move... over. - What? - Move over! I'll take some of that. Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously, or you'll never make it to halftime. What did you say? The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime. I don't want to miss any of the game. Halftime. He's waiting till halftime! Those floodgates won't hold ever! No! Not the master cable! What do you want it anyway? Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon. Half... time. Half... time. Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable! When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away! Come with me. What about the game? And what a game it is! Oh, a nasty fall there Ray Bowers. Can you see all right, Fergus? Yes, thanks, Mum. Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball! These Brits don't know the first thing about football. Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin. I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita! Get off me, you lab reject! Ha! You missed. Ah, Rita. It's so good of you to return the cable. Bonjour. At last! It's mine! Just take it. Let there be light! Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there! I've gone soft! Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back. Back? Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger! Now, you like it here, don't you? Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much. And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl? I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever! Then the place is all yours. - Sweet! - Great. Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there. Right away, sir! So long, Sid. So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other. Geronimo! And, Io, a chosen one shall come down from above, and he shall be our savior from the Great Flood! I'm terribly sorry. Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible! - It's a fantasy start England. - Rita! England leads Germany by three goals to one. What an amazing game this is turning out to be! The grand opening. And the referee again has to bring play to a halt. Rita! Fans the fans! Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death! Balloons! Rita! Rita! Roddy! I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything. I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore. Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me? Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city. I know. And my family are all down there. We've got to warn everyone. Stop them! Oh, dear. Whoa! Whitey! I saw an opporty and I seized it. So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh? You don't need us that. You think you're so clever, don't you? Well, I'll be the one laughing when every last revolting rat is flushed away! I shall repopulate the city... ...with these! Nasty. - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn? - Anything you. - Can I have a pony? - No. - A puppy? - We'll talk about it. - Can we talk about it now? - No. - Can I have a puppy? - Me too. You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working! We need to get down and pull out that cable. How? It's impossible. England is winning. Anything's possible. Turn it off, Whitey! - Come on! - They're getting away! Oh. Hi, boss. Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help! I'm coming, Spike! You fools! Grab them! Top floor, lingerie, housewares and certain doom! Do I have to do everything myself?! There goes the whistle halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes. You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished! Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag. Oh, no! The gate. Back this way! Come on! Rita! If I'm going, you're both coming with me! Just go, Roddy! That's it. Roddy! Stop moving! Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag! Roddy, look out! Yes! Le Frog! Let's finish this. Let me go! Goodbye, rat! Rita! Feeling a little tongue-tied? Impossible! Toodle-oo. - Wave! Wave! - England! No, giant wave! Please work. Please work. Please work! High five! Oh, yeah. Look! It's Roddy and Rita! Good on you, girl! Hooray Millicent Bystander! Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! Millicent! You're a hero, Roddy. Big deal. You wretched vermin! I'll make you pay this! Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy. Rita... ...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two... ...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you? Left a good job in the city Left a good job in the city Workir the man every night and day Rollir Rollir on the river Rollir on the river OK. Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze! All right, chaps. Big wheel keep on turnir Proud Mary keep on burnir Rollir, rollir Rollir on the river I love a happy ending. You've gone soft! I like unappy endings, with lots of violence. Are you happy now, Spike? - Shall we? - Go it. Big wheel keep on turnir Proud Mary keep on burnir - Where are we going? - I have no idea. But we're gonna get there really fast! I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming! Ah, this is the life. Roddy, I'm home! And I've brought you a new friend! 英文剧本 流浪。

昆明大观园英文导游词 -- ::01 来源: 昆明大观园英文导游词大观,即伟大的奇观,是大观园最适合的名字,大观园位于昆明市大观路的终点,在滇池河畔,与位于滇池另一端的西山遥遥相望  Daguan, which means ’the grand view’, is the most befitting name the park and the pavilion which are on the terminus of Daguan Road in the southwest of Kunming city, Daguan Park and Daguan Pavilion.  Daguan Park locates on the shore of Dianchi Lake and faces the Western Hills which are on the other side of Dianchi Lake. In 8, a monk named Qianyin built a small temple here to give Buddhist lessons; eight years later, in 90, the satrap of Yunnan Province Wang Jiwen was attracted by the beautiful natural views here and began to construct a whole park including many halls, pavilions, bonsais, rockeries, trees and porches. Daguan Park became an attraction from then on and the most famous spot among them is the Daguan Pavilion.  Like many other Chinese ancient buildings, Daguan Pavilion also had been in disarray, destroyed and restored several times because of the dynastic changes and the civil wars. The present-day square, three-storied pavilion was established in 1883. At the entrance there is the longest antithetical couplet which was written by a famous Qing Dynasty scholar named Sun Ranweng (also called Sun Ran); this couplet of 180 characters is one of the most valued cultural treasures in Yunnan Province. The first part of the couplet describes the beautiful and magnificent natural views bee your sight, tell people to enjoy and treasure. The second part reviews the 00 years’ history of Yunnan,awakens to that no matter how successful or frustrated you are, all will be in nothingness in the end.  Other sceneries like Santan Yingyue, Louwailou and Lu Garden, also beautiful places, deserve a visit. Santan Yingyue is a pool with three stone towers which divides the pool into three parts. Theree when there is a moon in the sky there are three moons in the water; Louwailou is a stone pavilion built like a ship. Standing on it you can see Santan Yingyue on the right and the ocean of grass on the left, Dianchi Lake in front and levee behind; in the south of Daguan Park is the Lu Garden which was a private villa in 1937, with water lilies, roses, weeping willows and oleanders everywhere. Lu Garden looks like a little peaceful fairyland which is hiding in the corner of Daguan Park.  True to its name, Daguan Park and the attractions in it provide spectacular and grand views in different styles. From the sparkling Dianchi Lake to the superb Western Hills, the natural beauties create a perfect place to spend your holiday. 昆明 大观园 英文。